World Cup Quarterfinals: Underdogs Up, One Goat Down, Managers Off, Four Sides On

By Thunder Balogun

The ongoing World Cup has been filled with “heart racing” moments both off and on the pitch. Fans couldn’t fathom how countries that were thought to be underdogs are coming out in greater strength and conquering the odds against them. I mean, who would have thought the Moroccan side will ever make history by becoming the first African country to reach the semifinal of a World Cup?

BRAZIL VS CROATIA

The first heated moment of the quarter finals was between Croatia and Brazil. The Brazilian squad is a team of terror due to the quality of players and the squad depth they have. They have been one of the favorites in this tournament but crashed out after they lost narrowly through penalties to Croatia.

Neymar scored at the 105^th minutes of the match after spurring buildup passes at a region few meters away from the opponent box-18, breaking through the Croatia defense wall and creating a top notch finish after the runs he made behind the defenders.

This automatically put him at the same number of international goals as the Brazilian legend, Pele, with 77 goals. Croatia bounced back few minutes later as Petkovic put the ball behind the net, Brazil defense couldn’t douse off his tension.

This climaxed in a penalty shootout as pressure ran in the veins of both teams. At a point during the penalty shootout, Neymar was seen warning a fellow team mate about the next person that should take the penalty.  The shootout however ended in defeat for Brazil thereby turning the pitch into a cavity of tears. Players and fans couldn’t control their emotions as they were crying profusely. Neymar cried heavily that Ivan Perisic son had to run to the pitch to console him. Neymar wrote on his Instagram page that he is destroyed psychologically. The Brazilian Gaffer, Tite, has stepped down.

ARGENTINA VS NETHERLANDS

Verbal war erupted before, during and after the match between Argentina and Netherlands. Van Gaal, the Netherlands coach has a bad history with Argentina. In the year 2002, Netherlands failed to qualify for World Cup after Argentina defeated them in the qualifiers.

Netherlands fell prey to Argentina again in the 2014 FIFA World Cup when they finished third place at the semi finals. Due to these records, Van Gaal became determined to deal with Argentina severely, however the bullet backfired. He lost again in a penalty shootout.

During the match, an unprofessional behaviour was shown by an Argentine player where he made two wrong tackles on 2 Netherlands player and also fired a shot against Netherlands players on bench. This instigated a disturbance as players from both sides stood against each other in combative postures.

This lasted for a couple of minutes as the referee booked several players. 7 Netherland players got yellow cards with one red card while 9 Argentine players got yellow cards.

Van Gaal made some statements that invoked the displeasure of the Argentines, and perhaps motivated them to win. He said “It seems that Argentina is afraid of us. In 2014, Messi did not touch the ball…He does not press, Argentina plays with 10. We have advantage on penalties”. This got some Argentina players furious especially Messi and Emi Martinez, Argentina’s goal keeper.

In response to this, Emi Martinez said “I think he should keep his mouth shut”.  Messi also made a mockery sign after he scored to Van Gaal and went to meet him after the match and made another taunting gesture at him which some have described as a “runny mouth”.

The referee also got some dosage of insults from Messi and Emi Martinez. Messi said “FIFA has to review that. The referee is not up to par”. Emi Martinez said “The ref was giving everthing to them, he gave 10 minutes for no reason. He was giving free kicks outside the box like 2 to 3 times. He just wants them to score, that is very clear. So hopefully, we will not have that ref anymore, he is useless”. Van Gaal is also set to retire.

PORTUGAL VS MOROCCO

Portugal crashed out of the tournament after they lost to Morocco, Cristiano Ronaldo was benched and this got on the itchy side of many fans. The Portugal goalkeeper made a mistake in the late first half as he miscalculated the timing he was meant to jump and catch the ball in the air, thereby providing enough opportunity for the Moroccan forward to jump high and head the ball into the net.

Jao Felix, a Portugal forward, later fired the ball strongly with an accurate goal projectile but the reflex of the Moroccan goalkeeper was too sharp as he punched the ball out. In the late second half, Cristiano Ronaldo made a sharp run behind the Moroccan defenders after he got a long pass from a team mate, he hit ball towards the post but the keeper caught it.

The win is a crucial one for Morocco as they become the first African country to reach the semi final of a World Cup. The Portugal gaffer, Fernando Santos will discuss his future with President as always.

FRANCE VS ENGLAND

France bullied the big boys of England out of the World cup. The match ended in a 2-1 victory. France opened up the goal vault as Tchouameni fired a shot between the defence line of the England team, leaving Pickford spineless as he was unable to stop it.

Skipper Harry Kane showed up at the 54th minute to put England back in the game, his effort later got fizzled out as Giroud sealed the game for France by scoring the second game. It is expected that Gareth Southgate will stepdown after this world cup.

Yamburger's Manifesto: Progress and Reconsiderations

By Faith Ẹdun

The office of the Minister for Information and Propaganda of Nnamdi Azikiwe Hall as constituted in the Nnamdi Azikiwe Hall constitution (Chapter 5 and Section 26 of the constitution) is responsible for the public relations and dissemination of information in the hall. The office was also empowered with the functioning and maintenance of the Public Address System in the hall.

Having occupied office for over 2 months, a correspondent of ZHPO recently met with Mr. Adeniji Uthman a.k.a Yamburger to inquire about the execution of his plans for Zikites as stated in his manifesto.

Mr. Adeniji had included in his manifesto his plan to procure cones for the PAS in Zik hall. When asked about the progress of this plan he answered that he had started working on it by inviting an engineer to check out the faulty cones, assess the cost and get them repaired. “Yes, I included it in my manifesto and we have been working on it. I have already invited the engineer to check the faulty cones because that is the reason I have been using the portable P.A. system. But process has begun on the repair of other cones though it was not included in my budget due to the cost of the project and the financial status of the hall but I have gotten a sponsor for it. The next agenda is for the engineer to come and check it this weekend if the electricity is regular and once that is done, we will send the budget quotation to the sponsor”, he said.

Also, the “creation of Baluba Radio”, as was noted in the IPM’s manifesto, was also inquired to which he replied that the shortage of cones is the reason for the delay in the creation of Baluba Radio but that a virtual program of its kind is being held on the Twitter handle of the hall. According to him, “On the Baluba Radio, we have not been able to start it because of the shortage cones that will be used to broadcast the program. Although, we have started a virtual program of its kind on our Twitter handle where we always hold a Twitter space every Saturday to discuss interesting issues in Zik Hall but the publicity has not been really wide.”

Relatively speaking, he also addressed how he intends to involve each Zikite in the program (Baluba Radio) by planning to sample Zikites’ opinion through a referendum on their preferred means of broadcasting the program either physically or virtually. “I have reconsidered how we can involve everyone in this program through engagement of some Zikites on whether we should make it virtual or physical and there have been different views by everybody. While some supported the physical arrangements, others condemned it that it might be disturbing some people reading and the likes. But my resolution now is that when the program is about to start, a referendum will be conducted on the preferred means of holding the it through Google Form. Personally, I will prefer the virtual form, so that everyone listening in that Twitter space can be able to participate by requesting for microphone and give his contribution. Also, if there is a low number of turn up by the people towards this virtual space, that is where I come in with propaganda that will ignite the ability to turn up everybody whether they want or not”, he explained.

In his manifesto, the IPM had constitute a council of course reps and PROs to aid in the dissemination of information. However, he explained the necessity of reviewing the plan. He said, “Before the strike, I created several WhatsApp groups for Zik Hall’s market space, Twitter raid, Instagram raid and so was the publicity team’s group. I also added all faculty and departmental P.R.O.s and we were about 30 in the group but the activeness and commitment of the members was not encouraging. Anytime I called for meeting, they did not turn up and it was becoming as if I’m begging them to be in the team which resulted into its ineffectiveness. Then, I had a second thought and decided to dissolve the team. After that I handpicked some tested and trusted individuals in the hall, about 12 of us and since then, I can tell you that the work has been very effective ever after. In fact, we have a secretary, P.R.O. and 2 different graphics designers who have been exercising their duties wholeheartedly because they want to work for the progress of the hall.”

Are Ifeblack’s Promises Going to Remain Promises?

By Beatitude

Leadership is about challenging the status quo and visibility is an inevitable measure of leadership. The manifesto of Ifeoluwa Akinwusi Samuel, the incumbent Vice-Hall Chairman were not only promising but also suiting to Zikites’ desires.

The incumbent Vice-Hall Chairman spilled promises that are too tangible to be negligible. Though, it’s easier said than done, the question is, have all these promises been executed? If no, are they still feasible or are there still plans to execute them? Should Zikites remain expectant or “otilo”?

Ifeoluwa Akinwusi popularly known as Ifeblack in his manifesto promised to add value to Zikites especially tech related ones like UI UX design, web development, and other tech skills. He said “I have personal goal to make sure that at least 100 Zikites have varieties of digital skills that can help them make money and sustain themselves after school”. However, upon interviewing a number of Zikites who insisted to remain anonymous they gave similar response that this promise is still an unripe fruit whose consummation period remains in hopes.

Nevertheless, the Vice-Hall Chairman while being interviewed by a ZHPO correspondent on the 4th of December, aired his plans to fulfill this promise as time goes on. He said he is still working on bringing experts who have produced results and procured relatable achievements to engage Zikites in tech skills.

Furthermore, Ifeblack promised to revive the supporters’ club to ensure victory of Zikites at various competitive outings. He further said that he has developed a sustainable system for its core members as all Zikites are automatically part of the club to preach ZIKISM as oneness, togetherness and brotherhood.  In an interview with random Zikites, many of them showered Ifeblack with encomiums for fulfilling this promise by reviving the supports’ club, recruiting more Zikites into the club, repairing spoilt/damaged drums, and other instruments for gyration, bonfire, etc. Also, a B-blockite, Timmy, commended the office of the Vice-Hall Chairman for illuminating and rejuvenating the zik hall reading room as promised.

Has Ifeblack ever embarked on any other project apart from his manifesto plans? Yes, it’s of no doubt that many a Zikite did not only applaud the vice hall chair for reviving the supporters’ club but also commend him for engaging in extraneous activities outside his manifesto plans like the Zik hall help desk. Ifeblack introduced the platform for Zikites to make enquiries, suggestions and lodge complaints about the condition of their rooms, facilities on their floors, blocks and the hall in general

In addition, the vice hall chair together with some executives commenced “operation Beautify zik hall”, working to ensure that all flower pots are filled with beautiful flowers and have an aesthetic ‘ZIK IS HOME’ inscription created with flowers.

Moreover, the vice hall chair disclosed some other plans to make lines for spreading clothes in the hall, he said “work has started on putting the lines and we are about 65% done, this is to ensure that there are quality ropes for Zikites to spread clothes”

Lastly, Ifeblack also promised zik hall tradition festival which would contain gyration, karaoke, common pot, games, bonfire, inter-floor aro contest during the hall week. He said he will achieve this by working with the Minister for Socials. He further stated that this will strengthen the bond amongst Zikites and show the real meaning behind Zikism.

While the Vice-Hall Chairman is lauded for his efforts, Zikites can only keep their fingers crossed for yet-to-be fulfilled promises.

Proper Documentation of Financial Records, Financial literacy Classes for Zikites and other plans of Zik Hall’s Finance Minister

By Saint

In a recent interview with ZHPO, Zik hall’s Minister for Finance, Mr. Musliudeen Toheeb, popularly known as Dean, discussed the progress of the execution of his manifesto plans.

While vying for office, Dean had promised proper documentation of the hall’s financial records according to global standards. He also stated his plan to facilitate the Zikite’s financial education by partnering with “registered financial literacy companies and other experts in financial knowledge and entrepreneurship.” 

In addition, Mr. Musliudeen highlighted plans to improve the hall’s spending by evolving cost minimization strategies for hall projects and seeking sponsorships through well detailed proposals. 

Speaking on the progress in implementation, Dean confirmed that the financial records of the hall are well documented as approved by the Hall Warden including records of expenditure. “We have proper documentation on every fund received and spent, including the approved budget by the Hall Warden. I have a copy of everything with me.” 

As regards the financial literacy programmes, the Minister for Finance commented that the programmes would have been better held during the ASUU strike when participation would have been more convenient. However, this was not feasible for personal reasons.

When asked about organizing the programmes since school has resumed, Dean stated, “Exams are getting closer so I don’t see the reason to start doing a financial literacy forum because people are preparing for their tests.” 

Nonetheless, the Minister for Finance reassured that the financial literacy programme would still hold. According to him, the intermittent period between the two semesters would serve the purpose of the event since there would be less academic demands; my plan is that if perhaps we end up having a break of two weeks, we can organize online classes. 

Elaborating on the procedure, Dean stated that, “we can get three tutors to take us on financial literacy, digital marketing, mini importation, I actually have a friend for that. We will organize WhatsApp classes, probably for four days for each of the courses that will be treated. We can also have four programmes and three days each to teach them.”

In respect of strategic sponsorships, Dean says, “although we already have a sponsor in the Executive Council that we are working on, I have an individual sponsor that I intend to use. Three weeks ago I still paid him a visit in his office. But I didn’t hint him about our proposal. Since the major events are in the second semester, I can remain in close association or perhaps go with another exco to pay him a visit. Then when it is the second semester that we actually require the funds we will let him know.” 

Fadaca, Otumala Attack ZHPO, Threaten Legal Actions

By Sailor

Mr. Oluwadamilare Fabiyi, (Fadaca)

Mr. Otumala Emmaunuel

Nnamdi Azikiwe’s Hall secretary, Oluwadamilare Caleb Fabiyi (Fadaca) and Attorney General, Emmanuel Otumala, on Tuesday 6th of December 2022, lashed out at the ZHPO in reaction to the press last publication, stating their disgust and grievance at what they felt was an attack on their persons, demands apology and threatening litigations if the publication is not pulled down.

“Violence” erupted on the Issues Affecting Zik hall platform in the late hours of Tuesday evening, when Fadaca reacted angrily to the ZHPO publication of the week that was posted few hours earlier in the same day. Reacting to the publication, Fadaca in a different broadcast penned down his emotions in a write up titled “DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER – Corrections, Clarifications, and demand of apology.”️

The Broadcast goes as follows: “Sequel to an article from the Nnamdi Azikiwe Hall Press by a so-called Maestro devoid of objectivity and rather coming from an apparent mindset of political irresponsibility, an article that expects all manifesto promises to be magically achieved within weeks and days of the administration without even considering the nature of session the University is running.

The writer was able to state the week of the session we are in and that the budget has been approved but didn’t state when the budget was approved when the interviewer was specifically told the hindrance the delay caused.

It is also very ridiculous that the article writer doesn’t even know the basic duties of each member of the executive council and assumes the publication of Zikism insight which is not even a constitutional function of any executive council member, but an innovation of the former IPM to the office of Hall Secretary, which I promised to support in the availability of content.

It is also very surprising how the press tries to decide when and how the publication of the Zikism pamphlet will take place without knowing the full details of the work going on or the stage of production that such a document.

It is a serious statement from the press that the Hall Secretary hasn’t fulfilled any plan on his manifesto and the office of the Hall Secretary demands an immediate retraction of that statement and an apology in 24 hours as failure to do such will be followed by legal actions. I will also advise the press to be very careful in further publication as any attempt to defame the character and belittle the functions and work of the office of the Hall Secretary will be followed by legal actions.”

In the same vein, The Attorney General of the hall, Emmanuel Otumala, launched a personal attack on the press and Editor-In-Chief, as he poured out vitriol of words in a two-page rebuttal of the press publication.

“The first issue raised in the publication is in regard to the constitution of the ethics and litigation committee. However, it is shocking how the writer maliciously emphasized ten months’ duration in the opening paragraph before switching to eight months later in the article. This assertion was made with malice and utmost bad faith since everyone, including the clout-chasing writer, knows that the school was on strike for eight months out of the ten months claimed. In light of this, emphasizing the ten months is nothing but a deliberate attempt at smearing my reputation by “bringing to light Mr. Otumala’s dereliction.”

For the sake of well-meaning Zikites, whose interests I represent, I will clarify here that the need to appoint deserving members of the hall to the committee is responsible for the delay. The process has begun, and there are confirmed members (who have not yet been announced), but the wait is required to create a committee that will be effective.

2.     The pressman also addressed the inactivity of the Judicial Council. I find this more amusing than annoying owing to the fact that the pressman who interviewed me for this “objective write-up”, Orok Francis, is a final year law student who I believe should be educated and intelligent enough to know that: The office of the Attorney General is a distinct entity, totally separated from the Judicial Council, which is another arm of its own. Thus, to deliberately twist my statement of ten months ago to suit his narrative appears to me to be everything but smart. However, to re-explain my statement since they did not get it the first time. My office is not responsible for constituting the Judicial Council, and when I said I was going to revive the Council, I meant my office would be active enough in its primary duties of prosecuting offenders before the Judicial Council, which will consequently render the latter more active. By logical inference, the council is yet to be formed, except Mr. Pressman wants me to do the impossible and prosecute offenders before a non-existent court.”

He concluded his rebuttal by saying “A quick look at the motto of ZHPO, and you will see “Truth and Valour”. The publication, which is the subject matter of this response (just like a few others that affected individuals have pointed out), reflects neither truth nor valour. It is advised that the attention-seeking ZHPO lay aside personal interest, malice, and every act of politicking and stick to objective journalism.”

One can only wait so see what will happen next, given the possibility that this may not be the end of the unraveling drama as more articles regarding the executives’ manifestos trickle-in in the next publications.

We Spent ₦79,650 on the Freshers’ Week and ₦25,000 on Common Pot - Zik Hall’s Finance Minister

By Saint

Accounting for the expenditure on the recent events organised by the Executive Council, Zik hall’s Finance Minister, Mr. Musliudeen Toheeb, popularly known as Dean, has spoken on the amount spent on the Freshers’ week and common pot. 

On the 11th and 12th of November, the Executive Council held a number of events to commemorate the Fresher’s week including; medical checkup, freshers’ orientation, sports and gyration. While speaking with ZHPO, Mr. Musliudeen revealed that the amount spent in organising the Freshers’ week programme is ₦79,650. 

Similarly, the Zik hall Minister for Finance told ZHPO that ₦25,000 was spent on the recent common pot event held in the hall. The common pot, which is the first for the semester and for Team Collectivity, was held on the 26th of November. The common pot is a tradition in Zik hall and involves the voluntary contribution of food stuff from Zikites.

According to him the amount was approved by the Hall Warden with the notice of the Legislative Council. “For the Freshers’ week and the common pot there is an approved amount by the Hall Warden and I think the house, the speaker and some other members are aware about the figures. The common pot was ₦25,000 while the Freshers’ week was ₦79,650.” 

Jobberman to Organize Skill Acquisition program in Zik Hall

By Sailor

Jobberman in partnership with the Nnamdi Azikwe Hall’s executives is coming to Nnamdi Azikwe Hall on Thursday, the 15th of December, to organize a skills programme that will train the students in different skillset which will be useful to them in their fields of expertise.

On the 8th of December 2022, The Information and Propaganda Minister, Adeniji Uthman Akanbi (Yamburger), announced on all Nnamdi Azikwe Hall’s platforms the collaboration between Jobberman and Zik hall. The programme is meant to train Zikites on various skills that would be beneficial to students in their fields.

The broadcast goes thus; “This is to bring to your notice that Jobberman, in collaboration with Nnamdi Azikiwe Hall Executive Council, is coming to UI (Nnamdi Azikiwe Hall) to train Zikites on various skills that would be beneficiary to us as students.”

In a chat with the Hall Chairman, Moriselade Soladoye-Adewole (Morriz), he shed more light on the programme and what they plan to gain from the whole partnership. He said the programme aims to help the students garner different skillset that will help them in the future.

Jobberman is one of Nigeria’s leading job-hunting sites which connects employers with the best and brightest of talent. One of the best intuitive job portals, they help individuals get their dream jobs or services.

Jobberman experts are Coming to train Zikites on how to be experts in the skills listed below;

• Personal effectiveness and time management
• Effective communication
• Emotional intelligence and teamwork
• Employability workshop (how to write a CV, Cover letter, job research strategies, interview preparation, etc).
• Creativity, critical thinking, and problem-solving skills, and many more…

Village Beauty

By Ibn Yahweh

Ebunoluwa, popularly known as Aanu is an undergraduate student in Classics department, University of Ibadan. She’s a Fashion entrepreneur, Anime and Movie lover. In addition, she’s also the village beauty for this week’s publication of ZHPO. The Village Beauty is an interview session focused on interviewing the beauty and brains on the University of Ibadan campus.

ZHPO: May we know you please?

Aanu: Good evening. I am Ebunoluwa popularly known as Aanu. I am a 200 level student of the department of Classical, Faculty of Art, University of Ibadan.

ZHPO: Wow! “Popularly known as Aanu” interesting! What makes you popular if I may ask?

Aanu: Mmm. I really won’t say I’m popular. I only meant it’s what majority of people refer to me as.

ZHPO: Hmmm… that’s great! How’s been your experience as a UIte? Has it been smooth? Or it’s been shege-filled?

Aanu: My experience in UI. It’s been a whole lot really. Adjusting in a new environment, having to deal with the work load, interacting with people of different background, beliefs and ethnicity. It’s been a rollercoaster of emotions.

ZHPO: I can relate to that. Do you care to share these emotions?

Aanu: Ehn, I’d rather keep them to myself, thank you.

ZHPO: Alright then. So, what do you know about Nnamdi Azikiwe Hall?

Aanu: Nothing.

ZHPO: Haaa! Nothing? Ok do you know Nnamdi Azikiwe Hall?

Aanu: Yes, I do.

ZHPO: What’s your perception of the hall?

Aanu: My perception of the hall? Let’s see. I think Zik is cool. I do like the environment though. But that’s all about it really.

ZHPO: Wow! This is the first time I’ll hear someone say something glowing about Nnamdi Azikwe Hall? Have you heard of the aro tales?

Aanu: Yeah I have.

ZHPO: Do you care to share with us?

Aanu: My first experience was when I came for my PUTME. I was walking to the Indomie stand opposite Idia when I noticed some guys catcalling a lady from their room. She tried her best to ignore them but it didn’t seem to work. They passed demeaning comments till she cried. It wasn’t funny. I remember someone saying she was as flat as a pan…Wasn’t me but I felt it.

ZHPO: I understand this. I can relate to it. Let’s leave Zik for now. Do you have any outside-the-class engagements?

Aanu: Yes, I do. I have a movie series club that I attend on Thursdays.

ZHPO: What’s this movie series about?

Aanu: It’s a gathering every Thursday when we come to watch a movie, sometimes a documentary and we discuss it. The movies we watch are carefully chosen as these movies are shown with the intention of bringing to our notice certain issues that plague us. It could be about Africa and her people. It could be Music, even Philosophy. These movies touch some part of us in one way or the other. It’s a safe space for people to air their opinions. It helps others see through different lens.

ZHPO: So the movie series is about watching movies on narratives that plague people?

Aanu: Yes. From the Black movement to African philosophy, to mental health, to racism. Anything you can think of.

ZHPO: So people get to learn from each other?

Aanu: Exactly!

ZHPO: If I may ask, how have movies on the Black movements shaped your views about blacks?

Aanu: The first thing that got me was how little I knew about black people and their culture. It spoke of how behind I was even in this age of technical advancement – sad stuff. Movies on the black movement made me see things differently. For one, I began to understand people when they speak in certain ways. I understood the pain and hate they feel towards certain people. I understood how badly racism damaged we blacks. Knowing these made me love black people more. Imagine going through years of slavery and discrimination and coming out strong. It spoke volumes of how blessed we are…made me love my skin colour more.

ZHPO: This is great! Very great! It means you connect to movies. Alright then, do you have any side hustle, maybe as a student-entrepreneur?

Aanu: Yeah. I own a clothing brand. I am inspired by Japanese anime wears.

ZHPO: A clothing brand! Tell us about it.

Aanu: I’ve always been interested in fashion. Alte/street wear fashion precisely and I’ve always liked anime too. So I felt, why not sell something anime lovers would love to get. So, I created a brand where I sell unique and quality clothes and accessories inspired by people’s favorite manga/anime characters.

ZHPO: Wow! This means you created something out of your passion. So what attracted you to anime?

Aanu: My brothers are anime lovers so I got interested. I watched with them. The first anime that got me hooked was Dragon Ball. I loved it. Basically, I love anime because it’s something we can relate to. Unlike cartoons, animes are not really filtered; they show every side in every humans. From childhood, the love and friendship people share, to the hurts and betrayal as they step into adulthood to the rollercoaster that is life. It shows everything. Anime is beauty. It’s creativity at its highest, it’s loyalty. It’s everything. Personally, I gain a lot from watching anime. Some of the quotes that resonate with me are from anime

ZHPO: Ok the last question. What do you like and dislike about Zik Hall and what would you love to say to Zikites?

Aanu: I like Zik cafe; they have good customer service. And to Zikites, you all be good.

ZHPO: Thank you so much Miss Aanu.

Aanu: You’re welcome. Thank you for having me.

Of Manifesto Reviews and Excos’ Clapbacks

Two publications ago, the press commenced a manifesto review series, where the manifesto plans of executive council members were recalled and reviewed to determine the progress and feasibility of implementation. Last week, the manifestoes of the Hall Secretary and Sports Minister were reviewed.

Also, the office of the Attorney General was probed with regards to the fulfilment of his constitutional duties. More than the issues raised in the articles, the reactions from the offices of the Hall Secretary and Attorney General were not just attempts at exculpation but a challenge on the credibility of the press. It is therefore pertinent to address the points of controversy.

It is a no brainer to restate the mission of the press, but to clear any misconception, the aim of the press is not to antagonize student leaders, or other authorities. The press is an outlet for objective analysis of prevalent issues, information dissemination and a watchdog on the arms of government. This is why it is dubbed the fourth estate.

It is within the ambits of these roles that the press commenced a review of the manifestoes of the executive council members. Certainly, it is not reasonably expected that the highlighted plans in the manifestoes would have been completely executed. Therefore, the aim of the review at this time serves as a reminder to the excos of their expressed plans during the elections, bring to the public’s mind the plans of their elected representatives, and assess the level of implementation.

With respect to the article on the Hall Secretary titled, “A Steady Watchdog: Fadaca’s Hall Secretariat”, the point of controversy borders on the assertion in the article that the Hall Secretary is yet to fulfil any of his plans. It is admitted that given the fact that the Hall Secretary had promised to orientate freshers on academics, which was fulfilled during the freshers’ orientation programme, the assertion was made in error. However, with respect to other plans, it is factually incontrovertible to aver that none has been fulfilled.

Although in his reply, the Hall Secretary had stressed that the article failed to take cognizance of the effect of the delay in budget approval on the organization of tutorials, it is important to bear in mind two things. First, the delay in budget approval is an issue that lies between the legislative and executive council. Keeping in mind the importance of early tutorials for freshers, the circumstances that culminated in the delay of budget approval could have been better managed.

Secondly, it is important to note the difference between the time of budget approval, the time the article was published and the time the tutorials started. On the 6th of November, the executive council’s budget was approved while the article in question was published on the 6th of December, a difference of 29 days. Also, the tutorials started on the 10th of December, a further difference of 33 days. Granted, budgets were approved late, but a 33-day lapse from then till when the tutorials were organized says less about implementation. And if there would be another rebuttal from the Hall Secretary’s office contending that some logistics delayed early tutorials since the approval of budgets, then perhaps it can be inferred that little has gone into preparation in the weeks leading to budget approval.

Furthermore, with the rejoinder from the AG’s office in response to another article titled, “The Mr. Otumala-run AG Office, and the Zik Hall Judicial Council: A Panorama of Questions, Questions and More Questions”, the controversy heightens. The AG’s 2-page rebuttal to the article can be summarized in two points; one, that the time that has lapsed for the AG to perform his constitutional duty was wrongly referenced, and two, that the article implied that the AG is responsible for the constitution of the Judicial Council.

Truly, the article indicated that ten months after the AG’s appointment his office has been largely ineffective. But is this factually wrong in showing the time span between the AG’s statement in February and current events now in December? In all honesty, the reference to 10 months or 8 months in the article seems to infer too much, since every organ was expected to be inactive given the prevalent ASUU strike. However, with the intention to constitute an effective ethics and litigation committee as constitutionally required, wouldn’t it have been wise that through the 10 or 8 months period the AG had commenced a preliminary selection process probably by reaching out to prospects, after all the ‘stringency’ of the process is time demanding? But then, who is the Press to point out such things?

On the issue of constituting the Judicial Council and the AG’s revival plan, the AG’s rebuttal is as pointless as it rather raises more questions. Didn’t the article explicitly quote a constitutional provision that points out whose role it is to constitute the judicial council? For emphasis, the article states in part, “…the Executive Council will then appoint subject to the ratification of the Legislative Council.” Indeed, there is no part of the article that says it is the AG’s duty to constitute the Judicial Council. In fact, the article apportions that blame on the three councils, executive, legislative and judiciary for dawdling the process. Moreso, doesn’t the failure of the AG to constitute his committee early say much about what his posture towards reviving the Judicial Council will be?

While the AG describes the writer of the article as clout-chasing, isn’t it curious that the AG is yet to provide any tangible reason for the delay in constituting his ethics and litigation committee? Saying that “the wait is required to create a committee that will be effective” does not explain away the fact that after the 9th week of the semester, the AG is yet to constitute his committee, the most basic of his constitutional obligation. Instead, the AG resorts to taking a swipe at a pressman, calling the article clout-chasing, and maligning the image of the press.

It is strongly advised that the AG considers critically the imports of the questions raised in said article and discharge his constitutionally duty as required to bring to fulfilment his promise of judicial revival. Overall, the manifesto review series should be regarded as a reawakening of the elected representatives of Zikites to the promises they advanced to get into power, not an attack on them or their office. 

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State of Zik Hall Reading Rooms: Excos Call for Improvement

By Saint

As indication that the Executive Council is playing its role as gap bridger between the Hall Management and Zikites, the Council, through the Hall Secretary, Mr. Oluwadamilare Fabiyi (Fadaca), has called the attention of the Hall Management to the state of reading rooms in the hall.

This was made known in a correspondence to the Hall Management Council, dated 9th of December. The letter describes the condition of the reading rooms as inconvenient and having unproductive effects on Zikites. Buttressing the issue, the Executive Council details the facility problems in the reading rooms.

In A Block, the reading room has a broken door, a single functional bulb and fan, 2 functional sockets and inadequate chairs.

In B Block, the reading room does not have enough chairs, has just a single functional bulb, no functional fans and just 2 functional sockets.

In C Block, the chairs are not enough.

An entrance into A Block reading room without its door

Users of the reading room corroborate the inconvenience highlighted in the Executive Council’s missive. A Zikite using the A Block reading room said that the chairs are not enough as the reading room is usually filled. He also commented on the availability of sockets for charging. “The power sources are inadequate and that affects proximity to charging spaces, especially for those who read with laptops.”

Another Zikite using the reading room in C block commented that it is worse there. He said, “in the evening you cannot get a seat because everywhere will be filled.” At a time when most students are taking tests, and exams are imminent, enjoying conducive and adequate facilities in reading rooms is a necessity. 

Speaking with the Hall Secretary on the response of the Hall Management to the issue, he said, “I met with the Hall Supervisor when I dropped the letter and spoke with him as well. He told me that they will document the faults in the reading room so that when the electrician comes they will be worked on.” 

However, the Hall Secretary also mentioned the Executive Council’s efforts. “We’ve gotten an extra bulb for the B Block reading room that is lit enough for people to read.” Meanwhile, the Executive Council has also issued a statement against the removal of chairs from the reading room, the contravention of which attracts a fine of ₦5,000.  

A Block Drainages Cleared After Excos’ Letter to Hall Management Council

By Saint

It is no news that Zik hall’s Executive Council, dubbed ‘Team Collectivity’, is invested in improving the aesthetics of the hall. It would be recalled that ZHPO reported early November that the Executive Council embarked on a beautification project which involved the planting of beautifying plants around Zik hall. 

Similarly, the Council has demonstrated its interest in maintaining quality hygiene in the hall through the tank-washing exercises, as a way of securing the potability of water in the hall. This had been notably spearheaded by the office of the Health Minister and widely publicised by the Information & Propaganda Minister. 

However, the Executive Council took a step further on health security through the health Minister, Mr. Osuji Johnpaul. On the 5th of December, the Council addressed a letter to the Hall Management Council, drawing its attention to the issue of blocked drainages within the hall. The letter particularly cited “the drainage opposite A Block and adjacent to the drinkable water tanks opposite the block.”

As evidence of the immediate steps taken on the issue, the Executive Council took cognizance of and appreciated the Hall Management Council’s undelayed response, as the drainages were cleared soon after the Executive Council’s letter. Presently, the blocked drainages adjacent to the drinkable water tanks in front of A block have been cleared.

It is hoped that this trend is not only sustained but that other pro-hygiene practices are taken across the four blocks of Zik hall. 

What You Never knew About Zik Hall Common Rooms

By Saint

It was during the tenure of Adeniran Adedayo (aka DY) as Minister for Socials back in the 2018/2019 session that Zikites had to depend only on the Akala 2011 plasma TV outside the JCR, when for muddled up reasons the projector inside the JCR disappeared. 

The most the average Zikite knows about common rooms in Zik hall is that, well, there is just the one, the Junior Common Room (JCR). The average Zikite knows the JCR is used to hold programmes, like the last freshers’ orientation, or for tutorials. 

The more aware Zikite knows that there was a time when matches used to be watched inside the JCR through a projector screen. Those days you could watch different matches at the same time – one inside the JCR while the plasma TV outside relays another. And yes, it used to be just exactly as you’d experience it in Indy Hall today. 

It was during the tenure of Adeniran Adedayo (aka DY) as Minister for Socials back in the 2018/2019 session that Zikites had to depend only on the Akala 2011 plasma TV outside the JCR, when for muddled up reasons the projector inside the JCR disappeared. 

If you are wondering at this point why there is so much talk about the JCR as a viewing centre, it is because that was exactly its original function. You only have to glean through the document, “Ethics Governing Halls of Residence”, to find that there is a provision that states, “the TV room closes at 12:00 midnight.” to know it originally serves that purpose. And you guessed right. That TV room is the JCR. 

Front View of Zik Hall’s Junior Common Room (JCR)

And yet, there is more to the utility of the JCR. The Zik Hall Legislative Council uses it for their sittings. Likewise, Zik Hall’s Literary and Debating Society use it conventionally to hold their meetings. 

Although outside of its original function, the Zik Hall management routinely leases out the JCR to non-Zikites for functions or other programmes. This is in view of generating revenue internally. By virtue of constitutional provisions, the maintenance of the JCR is subsumed under the office of the Minister for Socials, currently occupied by Mr. Adeniyi Malik. 

But if you were observant enough you would remain curious as to the pluralization of ‘common rooms’ in the title of this piece. Or perhaps you do not need a press article to let you in on the fact that Zik hall has more than one common room, probably because you have lived in the hall at a time when the Senior Common Room (SCR) still served its original function.

The SCR is located on the other end of the common room building, to the right of it. And yes, it is the same room where today you’ll find a footwear-making business fully operative. Before the conversion of the SCR into a footwear-making outlet, which was barely two years ago or more, the SCR served general and administrative ends. 

Zik Hall’s Senior Common Room (SCR), now serving commercial purpose (the opened door leads into the SCR)

According to Mr. Durowoju, the Hall Supervisor, back when the running of halls of residence in UI was in accordance with standard practice, the SCR was used to entertain guests. Back then, visitors would first make enquiries at the porters’ lodge before proceeding to the SCR to await the arrival of their host. The public address system will then be used to notify on the presence of a guest. If you doubt this practice you can again check up in the “Ethics Governing Halls of Residence”, under item C.

But aside from being a room to entertain guests, Mr. Durowoju also clarified that the SCR is exclusively under the ambit of the ZIk Hall Legislative Council, to hold its sittings. Also, there have been times when the SCR has been used by the Literary and Debating Society for their meetings when the JCR is unavailable.

Today, it is probably strange to the knowledge of most Zikites that the SCR served these purposes, or that the SCR even existed at all. Invariably, the current appropriation of the SCR solely for commercial purpose not only encroaches unduly on its original use but also infringes on Zikites’ right to the use and enjoyment of hall facilities to which they are entitled.

"UI Certifies you in Character and Learning. We Take Care of the Character Aspect" - Mr. Seyi, Asst. Supervisor

By Saint

The observed unbecoming attitude of Zikites in respect of compliance with the hall’s rules, respect for hall authorities and proper conduct expected of a University student inspired Mr. Seyi, Assistant Supervisor in Zik Hall, to make the above statement.

Mr. Seyi made this statement during a stakeholders’ meeting between the Hall’s management and student leaders including the executive council, principal members of the hall and some floor representatives. In the course of the meeting which was aimed at bridging the communication gap and facilitating a healthy relationship between the management and the student leaders, the appalling attitude of ZIkites towards the hall’s rules were made bare.

The document codifying the code of conduct of occupants in halls of residence within UI was referenced severally in addressing the unbecoming attitude of ZIkites. The document titled, “Ethics Governing Halls of Residence”, captures the regulations of hall occupants and makes provisions on registration, movement of students, guest and visitors, student organizations, electrical appliances and fittings, sanitation and health, use of the hall’s property, personal property and miscellaneous rules. 

The document also contains provisions on the enforcement of the regulations and the punishments attached. Notably, it empowers the hall porters as custodians of the hall’s rules under whose purview it is to draw the attention of students to infringements and mete out sanctions as appropriate.

Berating the despicable attitude of some Zikites, the porters called up cases of misconduct. One of the Assistant Hall Wardens present at the meeting, Dr. Oke, berated the fact that Zikites are even unaware of the hall’s rules not to talk of abiding by them. He recalled an instance where he found a Zikite brushing on the balcony and had to give him a stern stare for some considerable time before the offending Zikite realised his wrongdoing. 

Mr. Seyi also recalled an instance when a Zikite poured water off a balcony upstairs and accidentally drenched a by-passer. The guilty Zikite however remained impenitent and even dared the porters to come at him. Mr. Seyi’s frank view of the situation was a clear displeasure at the level of impunity in law breaking and insouciance displayed by contraveners of the hall’s rules.

Furthermore, some student leaders present at the meeting also corroborated the trend of unruly behaviour. The Speaker, Rt. Hon. Igbaoreto Samuel (Gandoki) mentioned an instance where he tried to correct a Zikite washing on the balcony, a clear contravention of Zik hall’s rules, especially when the Kitchenette is provided for such business. The offending Zikite however refused to comply and remained recalcitrant.

The Sports Minister, Jamiu kareem, who was also present at the meeting mentioned a reprehensible incident where an occupant of B3 constituency defecated in a nylon, tied it up and duly dropped it in a waste bin on the floor. Afterall it is waste and waste is meant for the bin. 

Another instance of contravention was pointed out by the Hall Supervisor, Mr. Durowoju, who condemned the noted indecency of two Zikites, one who thought it sane to be clad in a towel with a brush in his mouth and venture out of the hall in search of water and the other who remained confident in his boxers while going out of ZIk’s gates. It is pertinent to note that under the miscellaneous section of the Ethics Governing Halls of Residence, it is stated that, “dressing must be decent, undue exposure of the body shall not be tolerated.”  

Mr. Durowoju therefore called for the participation of floor representatives in the enforcement of the hall’s rules to achieve adequate compliance.

By Saint

Why You Should not Expect Lagbaja Open After 10:00pm

By Saint 

Sometime last week, a message was posted across Zik hall WhatsApp groups from the management of Lagbaja Creations, a tuck shop situated adjacent Block C, notifying Zikites of early closure. The message reads, “we the management of Lagbaja Creations, Nnamdi Azikiwe Hall University of Ibadan, wish to inform you that our shop will be closed by 10pm henceforth. Kindly bear with us. Order from Zik Hall Management.”

The imaginable reaction to this notice by Zikites will most probably be a perplexing one. The reason is not far-fetched. Lagbaja Creations is not only one of the popular and most patronised retailers in Zik hall, it is largely reputed for keeping its doors open for sales till the wee hours of the night. 

Certainly, many a Zikite appreciate this late night business practice since it sustains the option of making eleventh-hour purchases and even getting a late dinner – an option you won’t get elsewhere. To the unfamiliar eye, it might be astonishing that Lagbaja is still open at 12:00 am but for Zikites it’s just another Thursday. 

However, the latest notice by Lagbaja creations may change the narrative of late night buying and selling in Zik hall, not just for Lagbaja but for all traders within the four walls of the hall. While the 10:00pm rule was made by the management of the hall, ZHPO investigated deeper into the reasons for the order.

At a stakeholder meeting of Zik Hall’s Management, which included the management staff and Zik hall’s student leaders held on Friday, 2nd of December, Mr Durowoju, the Hall’s Supervisor clarified that a meeting was held between the management and traders in Zik hall on Wednesday, to review the business practices permissible within the hall. 

According to Mr. Durowoju, it came to the attention of the management that some retailers within the hall were acting beyond their tenancy powers by using the shop for more than just business. He stated that some of them sleep inside the shops, sometimes with their families. Mr. Durowoju made it clear that the practice was in contravention of the hall’s rules.

The Hall Supervisor elaborated further on the no-sleeping rule by alluding to a tragic event that occurred years ago in Tedder Hall. He explained that a fire incident occurred at that time and the cause was traced to one of the retail outlets in Tedder hall where the owners were sleeping. This fateful occurrence snowballed into one of the reasons behind the rule against traders converting their shops into alternative accommodation.  

On the approved business hours in the hall, the management resolved during the meeting that all traders within the hall must close business for the day by 10:00 pm. The rule is to affect all traders including the cafeteria owners. Speaking further on the rationale for the rule, Mr Seyi, one of the porters present at the stakeholders’ meeting stated that maintaining optimal security in the hall is among the reasons for the new time regime.

To illustrate his point, Mr. Seyi gave an hypothetical instance where a suspected thief is being pursued and he is able to seek cover in Lagbaja’s shop by mingling with customers. It becomes difficult to then identify who the suspect is especially when his identity has not been clearly confirmed.

The Mr. Otumala-run AG Office, and the Zik Hall Judicial Council: A Panorama of Questions, Questions and More Questions

By Saint

“as regards the ethics and litigation committee, it has not been fully constituted yet and that is because I want to ensure that only qualified and zealous Zikites are appointed as members of the committee. Thus, the appointment process is more stringent this time around.”

“I will say emphatically that plans are already on ground on how to get the office of the AG fully functional (and by extension, the Judicial Council).” These were the words of Mr. Otumala Emmanuel, a 400 level law student, to ZHPO in February 2022, upon his ratification as Zik Hall’s Attorney General. Ten months down the line this statement evokes more questions than there are answers.

Perhaps the first question to consider should be, what is the office of the Attorney General in Zik hall? A little bit of history. In the 2017/2018 session, a six-man constitutional review committee of law students was empaneled. The outcome of the committee’s review was the establishment of a Judicial Council (JC) and the office of the Attorney General in Zik hall. These institutions were duly entrenched in the constitution through an amendment process. Thus, since 2019, the office of the Attorney General of ZIk hall has been in existence. 

The AG’s office is recognised under Section 31 of the Zik Hall Constitution (2019) with enshrined functions as the chief prosecuting officer of the hall responsible for the prosecution of offences named in the constitution. These offences are contained under Section 11 of the Constitution. The AG also acts as the chief legal adviser to the Executive Council. He is also empowered under the Constitution to constitute his ethics and litigation committee. 

Back to the self-assured statement of the AG, it is perceptible that the office of the AG had been wanting in the effective execution of its functions prior to Mr. Otumala assuming office. As such, it was expected that he was going to change the tide of things. But has he?

To begin with, the office of the AG is operated with the aid of an ethics and litigation committee which the AG himself is empowered to constitute. In a chat with the AG, ZHPO gathered that Mr. Otumala has yet to constitute his ethics and litigation committee since he stepped into office in February. 

Providing reasons for this default, Mr. Otumala proffered, “as regards the ethics and litigation committee, it has not been fully constituted yet and that is because I want to ensure that only qualified and zealous Zikites are appointed as members of the committee. Thus, the appointment process is more stringent this time around.”

Questions; how long does it take to fully constitute an ethics and litigation committee? Are qualified and zealous Zikites so hard to find that it would take an ultimate search of over 8 months to discover them? Is the appointment process so stringent that even in the 9th week of resumption the AG is still fashioning out an elaborate appointment procedure?

The issues here are more than curious. Beyond bringing to light Mr. Otumala’s dereliction, it shows an enduring trend of ineffectiveness of the AG’s office since its institution in Zik hall. The office of the AG has existed for three sessions now, but till date it has only appeared before the Judicial Council only once, and that was in 2019.

Interestingly, the AG at that time was not prosecuting an offender in that case, in fact, the AG was only representing the Executive Council to answer for the latter’s delay in appointing the same AG. Ever since, the AG’s office has resorted to a dormant position in the Executive Council only showing up when it is time to take photo shoots for the yearly jotters Zikites get as hall package.   

When you contemplate the dismay of the hall’s management at the flagrant disregard for hall rules by unruly Zikites, the complaints of the cleaners as to the barbaric actions of some Zikites and the calls for the enforcement of the aroism policy, one would assume that Mr. Otumala would wear his cocksureness on his sleeve and perform his duty like he promised in February.

The Judicial Council is not left out in this murky mix. Before the Judicial Council can hear any case instituted either by the AG or any Zikite, it must be duly constituted in accordance with Section 38 of the Constitution. ‘Duly constituted’ here simply means that there must be a certain number of judges available to sit on a case as provided in the foregoing Section. This is, however, impeded by the fact that new judges are yet to be appointed for this session, hence, the court cannot sit.

By virtue of Section 36 of the Constitution, two weeks after the swearing in of the Executive Council, the Judicial Council forwards the names of judges’ nominees to it. The Executive Council will then appoint subject to the ratification of the Legislative Council. This triangular journey of the judges’ appointment process has been steered into the 9th week of the semester and will terminate at a time the three Councils are prepared to infuse some measure of responsibleness into their roles.

Of course, Mr. Otumala was quick to cite the fact that the Judicial Council’s palava is a debacle to his functions. When asked about his promise to revive the Judicial Council, he said, “by reviving the Judicial Council, I meant getting them to be more active, but currently, the Judicial Council of the hall has not been duly constituted. Although I am aware that the process is currently ongoing by the relevant offices saddled with that duty.”

Again, questions;

• What happens when Mr. Otumala becomes aware that the Judicial Council has been constituted, if it ever will be? 

• Even where the Judicial Council is yet to be constituted, is it not within the powers of the AG to enforce the hall’s rules against offenders through reprimands and warning letters or recommendation to the hall management for disciplinary action? 

• What happens when he is left with only a few weeks in office and he is yet to constitute his ethics and litigation committee? 

• What happens to the revival of the Judicial Council by our more than ready AG? 

• What happens to the overarching purpose for the establishment of the AG’s office through the 2019 amendment of the Constitution? 

• Or should we reconsider the essence of the existence of an AG’s office in the first place?

“Zik Hall League Not Feasible This Semester” - J Kareem: A Peek into the Sports Minister’s Manifesto

By the celestial

“let us see if it would be possible next semester but this semester is not feasible.”

Prior to the start of this session, Mr. Kareem Jamiu Adetayo, otherwise known as J Kareem vied for the post of Minister for Sport, Zik hall, and won unopposed. Prior to the election, the current Sports Minister laid bare his manifesto, stating all that he is going to do for the hall if elected.

Peradventure, J Kareem came out victorious in that election and since then he has managed to fulfill some of the promises he made to the ‘Baluba’ citizens during the course of his campaign. It has now been observed that while a few achievements of J Kareem have been obvious, a chunk of the promises embedded in his manifesto has not been fulfilled even as he appraoches the end of the first segment of his tenure.

Promises yet to be fulfilled

The Sports Minister is yet to establish a Hall of Fame as he promised in his manifesto, or if it has been created there is yet to be seen evidence that Zikites can attest to. Having asked several Zikites if they can name some of the great names that have graced the Maracana pitch, it is evident that Zikites are still not aware of this information.

When he was asked if the plan is still feasible, the Sports Minister said, “we are talking to sponsors and let’s see if they give a reasonable response. Then nothing will stop us from doing it”. Perhaps it is the intention of the Sports Minister to construct an elaborate structure which will serve as the hall of fame, which will thus require outsourced financial support.

However, the idea of a ‘Hall of Fame’ for notable sports men that have passed through Zik hall implies a sustainable system of recognition that should be periodically updated. A digital form will therefore be a fitting approach to executing this plan. Interestingly, this approach will most probably not require immense funding.   

The Sports Minister also promised the revival of the Zik hall league which has not held since 2017. Earlier in the semester before the 8-month-long ASUU strike, fliers flew about announcing the revival of the competition and that it was going to hold soon after. At the time, Zikites enthusiastically began to register for the competition. It is understandable that the competition didn’t hold then due to the disruption by the ASUU strike.

But can this excuse extend reasonably till this time, after the school has resumed for close to 2 months? We are in the 9th week of the semester already and no news has been heard concerning the competition.

When he was asked whether the plan is still feasible. He said “let us see if it would be possible next semester but this semester is not feasible.” It remains to be seen whether the Sports Minister’s verdict postponing the Zik Hall League to the next semester will crystalize into reality.

Promises that have been fulfilled

The current sport administration has been able to ensure the legacy of Zik in sport is maintained. When the sport minister was asked on what he has done to ensure this. He replied by saying “we have introduced the freshers to how it is done on maracana and after which we hosted the recently graduated Zikites in a novelty match to honour them.”

Another promise that has been fulfilled is the introduction of indoor games such as Chess and Scrabble. He confirmed this by saying, “we now have board games that Zikites can participate in and we are also working towards winning the coming inter hall competition.” The Sports Minister made further clarification that a timetable will be drawn out with rules and regulations so that all Zikites can participate in it in their respective leisure time.

Zikites believe the honorable minister and his committee are working relentlessly on this issues. Nevertheless, Zikites would demand quick attention to these issues that have been raised concerning the sports arm of the hall.

A Steady Watchdog: Fadaca’s Hall Secretariat

By Maestro

“if elected, I will solicit for sponsorship from former Hall Secretaries and former Hall Chairmen or any other alumni or individuals to get solar-powered light bulbs into our reading rooms, this will make reading easier when there is no power.”

Mr. Oluwadamilare, Hall Secretary, Zik Hall

The office of the Hall Secretary holds a position of prominence within Zik Hall’s Executive Council. The Zik Hall Constitution confers the elements of this prominence by subsuming under the office of the Hall Secretary the administration of Zik Hall’s academic support programmes and other extra-curricular associated with the mantra of Zik’s tradition of excellence.

Today, the Hall Secretary position is held by Mr. Fadare Oluwadamilare Caleb, popularly known as Fadaca, now a 300 level student of the Department of Environmental Health Sciences. While Fadaca is expected to duly discharge the functions of his office, the promises confidently expressed in his manifesto constitute the accountability points of his tenure. This piece evaluates the degree to which the Hall Secretary’s manifesto has been implemented.

TUTORIALS, TUTORIALS, TUTORIALS!

The manifesto states: “In accordance with Chapter 5, section 24, subsection 6 of the Nnamdi Azikwe Hall constitution. The Hall Secretary shall be in charge of the Hall’s Academic Committee”.

One of the major duties of the Hall’s Academic Committee is to organize tutorials, most especially for 100-level students. Till the moment of this publication, the 9th week of the academic session, there are yet to be tutorials organized in Zik Hall.

Fadaca explained the reason for the delay of the tutorial thus, “There haven’t been weekly tutorials and the reason for that was the delay in the approval of the academic committee budget and other budgets by the Legislative Council. The Academic Committee just got funds last week and arrangements are being made to start tutorials this weekend”.

Upon further interaction, Fadaca confirmed that the budget of the Academic Committee had been approved by the Hall warden. He said, “Yes, he approved some. Though not everything (he didn’t approve money for graphics design and some others) But we are just going to find a way around the ones he didn’t approve of.”  Fadaca further gave reasons for the downscale of the budget by the Hall Warden in not approving graphics design and other items. He said, “He assumed it wasn’t necessary and we couldn’t change his mind”.

On this claim, ZHPO interviewed Zikites to find out whether they know about any tutorials being organized for them in Zik. One of them who is a Direct Entry student of the Electrical Engineering department, Rotimi Efunsile, claims he does not have an idea of any tutorials being held in the Hall. Another Lawal Abdul Qayyum of the department of English stated, “I don’t think they organize tutorials. I have never heard of it” He also claimed to be on the Zik Hall freshmen’ WhatsApp group but has never heard of any tutorials.

“SOLAR-POWERED LIGHT BULBS IN OUR READING ROOMS”

Fadaca proceeded in his manifesto, “if elected, I will solicit for sponsorship from former Hall Secretaries and former Hall Chairmen or any other alumni or individuals to get solar-powered light bulbs into our reading rooms, this will make reading easier when there is no power.”

ZHPO asked Fadaca about the state of this project and he responded simply, “It has not been achieved but the work is in progress”. When asked to comment on the level of progress, or whether he has reached out to sponsors as past Hall Secretaries or former executive council members, Fadaca said, “They are not my first options. I have not reached out to anyone for sponsorships yet. There are a lot of pressing issues I am dealing with. I am taking it one step at a time.”

PROMOTION OF ZIKISM

Another promise that the Hall Secretary made in his manifesto is how he will work with the IPM to release Zikism insights every week. According to him, these ‘Zikism insights’ are “publications that are aimed at enlightening Zikites on what Zikism entails.” The Hall Secretary said he has spoken to the IPM about the publication of Zikism insights but that he is yet to get a response from the IPM and his committee.

Another plan in his manifesto that looks like the above is the production and distribution of a Zikism pamphlet: a written documentation of the traditions of the Hall. He promised to work along with the past Hall Secretary, who had commenced the production of the pamphlet. As at the time of making this report, Fadaca is yet to reach out to the past Hall Secretary, Mr. Oloyede Samson, on the Zikism pamphlet.

Understandably, every administration needs time to execute their plans, but it is also poor implementation that tutorials are yet to kick-start as at the ninth week of the academic calendar. The delay in budget approval which has stalled the commencement of tutorials shows the effect bureaucratic dillydallies can have on the discharge of executive duties. The freshers whom the tutorials are particularly targeted at have most probably explored alternative academic aids, especially as the school is in the period of continuous assessments. If tutorials are not yet organized at this point, then it is probably advisable that it is done away with totally.

The plan to publish Zikism Insights weekly is not a novelty. The previous administration did something similar, and it would not be out of place to rebroadcast the old graphics, especially if budget cuts is going to impede the plan.

Similarly, the plan to publish the Zikism Pamphlet is inevitably dependent on the contribution of Mr. Oloyede Samson. While this may potentially hamper the feasibility of the plan, the hesitance of the Hall Secretary in approaching his predecessor may altogether put paid to it. The overbearing significance of the pieces of information the pamphlet will convey to freshmen should impress on the mind of the Hall Secretary the expediency of its publication.

Zikites are studious. At least, we deduced this from the manner in which the reading rooms are always crowded. The Hall Secretary promised to get sponsorships to get solar bulbs into our reading rooms, but presently the unreliable electric power supply is all Zikites depend on. At a time when Zikites would have appreciated an alternative source of power supply, especially for studying, by the Hall Secretary, Fadaca’s promise still remains on paper.

Student Leaders in Zik Hall: The Right and Duty to Enforce Rules

In the last editorial piece, the possibility of short-living one’s stay in Zik hall was addressed. The piece broached the issue of Zikites’ flagrant infringement of hall rules and the attendant consequences. But addressing the problem of breaching hall rules goes beyond calling out perpetrators. The nature of rules, especially regulatory ones, informs that if compliance is expected, enforcement must be effected. To this end, this piece will spotlight the enforcers of rules in Zik hall, their roles and the observed lapses.

First, it is necessary to stress from the outset that the identified enforcers of rules which this piece captures are not porters or staff members. By virtue of the Zik Hall Constitution, the body of administrators of the hall is inclusive of executive, legislative and judicial office holders. As such, members of the executive, legislative and judicial council are not only responsible for the performance of their constitutional duties but are also upholders of the hall’s rules.

The implication here is that student leaders in Zik hall, whether elected or appointed, can compel Zikites’ obedience to hall rules and address instances of infringement. Particularly, the onus of enforcing the regulations guiding the hall lies in Floor representatives. This is why they are expected to ensure the maintenance of facilities on the floors they represent. Isn’t it therefore an aberration to hear reports of gross misconduct in B block, where an occupant of B3 constituency defecated from the balcony? But this is just an instance of the many barbaric acts Zikites perpetrate which sometimes go unaddressed. 

Of course, a floor representative is not exactly to blame for the personal breaches of their floor members. However, where a lapse in duty is chargeable to them, then questions must be answered. An instance of such lapse is observable in the absence of a considerable number of floor representatives at a recent stakeholders’ meeting of the hall management and student leaders. Dr. Oke, one of the assistant hall wardens, present at the meeting while making several pressing remarks on the lacuna in the functions of the student leaders was glaringly consternated by the absence of a majority of the floor representatives at the meeting.

Aside from the oversight functions of the floor representatives, the office of the Attorney General is much more relevant to the enforcement of hall rules. However, after about 9 weeks into his tenure, plus the 8 months of ASUU strike, the AG is still in search of members to constitute his ethics and litigation committee that would aid in the discharge of his duties. The AG’s dereliction is however just a symptom of a larger disease plaguing Zik hall’s judicial system. 

Since the commencement of the session, a new Judicial Council is yet to be inaugurated. The effect is that Zik hall’s judicial institution remains closed to Zikites who might want to approach the court for redress. More adverse is the fact that the AG is impeded from reviving the Judicial Council, never mind instituting actions on infringement of hall rules.  

Finally, while student leaders, especially floor representatives in Zik hall must assume a posture of seriousness in enforcing rules and regulations governing conducts in the hall, Zikites must be conscious of the authority of their elected and appointed leaders to enforce compliance as far as it lies within the ambits of their powers.